I was born in Melbourne in 1984, the son of two parents. My first foray into the acting world came in 1995, when I gained admittance into The St. Kilda National Theatre's Saturday morning acting classes. It was here that my natural flair for buffalo wrangling was first recognised. Films that I haven't starred in include, but are not limited to, Batman Forever (1995), The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2007) and Casablanca (1942). In 2010 I missed out on an Oscar for Best Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role, though not narrowly. The following year, much to my disappointment, I married neither Charlize Theron nor Audrey Tatou. In my current role I write copy for Intrepid Travel and Geckos Adventures. Who am I?